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February 03 2018

09:10

nuttersincorporated:

gamerella3476:

So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…

the retail pack.

now look at this:

this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?

they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.

When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.

I am no longer skeptical.

the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.

(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)

Always believe whatever Cards Against Humanity say when they tell you something about a pack. These are the people who sold literal Bullshit on Black Friday back in 2014.

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left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

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strictlymfjay:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

So relatable.

STOP BEING SORRY 2k18

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09:03

Zoos Get Into Brutal #CuteAnimalTweetOff Battle, And It’s Exactly What The Internet Needed

smurflewis:

yiffkashi:

rhus-rhadicans:

redactedkondraki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

conservativeleague:

I need to give Gentle Hugs to every single one of these Zoo Friends

M Y HEART

aaaaah

soft boys

As a zoo keeper I can confirm we all think our animals are the best and cutest and will always challenge other keepers XD

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blurredzodiac:

Best Zodiac Signs’ Confessions:

Aries: “When I get scolded or told to ‘calm down’, I get really hurt inside, although I am trying not to show it”.

Taurus: “I don’t get angry easily. I can manage to postpone an outburst for months. But accuse me of something I didn’t do and I’m instantly livid”.

Gemini: “I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots 99% of the time”.

Cancer: “I am so afraid of expressing all these emotions! It’s overwhelming…”

Leo: “I’m very self conscious and in constant need of reassurance”.

Virgo: “I can express myself better in writing than I can verbally”.

Libra: “I never stop thinking about my physical appearance, whether it’s positive or negative”.

Scorpio: “I sometimes scare myself about how calm and casual I am about death”.

Sagittarius: “My automatic reaction to feeling is ‘no, stop’, even though I’m an emotional person”.

Capricorn: “I freeze with the winter and shut down all emotions. I am cold and unrelenting. So realistic I feel as though I can see the future, good or bad”.

Aquarius: “I feel like no one really knows how I am fully. They just see glimpses of me”.

Pisces: “People watch me pretend to be good all the time. I am not good, although something inside my heart tells me I should be… I lie and manipulate and I feel disgusted I don’t regret doing this. I am not an open book nor a pure soul. I am just damaged”.

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c-bassmeow:

unfollowfriday:

mycaptaintazer:

I’ve never identified with something more than this

me reading this at 26

😔

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08:44

witchella:

lancery:

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

you were possessed

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February 01 2018

denian
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potatopunx:

red-hot-sky:

monkeysaysficus:

onyourleftbooob:

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

😭

This post is so fukin pure

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perpetualvisionary:

Hmm…

deja vu all over again
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January 27 2018

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January 24 2018

denian
07:22
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